Okay, well, since this is basically the best comment ever, I'll let it stand in all its beauty.

(I do want to add, though, that you mention the lock-picking detail, because isn't that exactly like a dream? You're perfectly able to do something in a dream, and it seems all logical and you feel like you remember every detail, then you wake up and you're like, "Wait, how does that work?")

Thank you, so much, for this glorious comment/analysis of my fic!