That het-dirty-secret thing makes me laugh, too. But then again, you're the one who called it a kink that I DON'T like wincest!

I never really thought about the water thing until a year ago, when the people I was seeing about my digestive issues kept haranguing me to drink more water. (It might have helped a little with them.) I really liked drinking juice and tea and pop, so I never felt any sense of lack.

Feel free to call if you have electrical or mechanical problems. You will pay the airfare, won't you? ;-)