Letter to Santa

[brightly_lit]

This looked like too much fun to resist ...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I turned cleflink in for eating carbs (3 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February jagfanlj and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Overall, I've been nice (761 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, brightly_lit

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I ruled a country and all I got was this crappy red wagon?

[brightly-lit.livejournal.com]

This does kind of sound like me ...

Re: I ruled a country and all I got was this crappy red wagon?

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can really see you as a benevolent dictator! Welll... in the spirit of turning over a new leaf... I seem to have accumulated a couple of Sam-spankings, trade you one for that awesome Radio Flyer?

Re: I ruled a country and all I got was this crappy red wagon?

[brightly-lit.livejournal.com]

YES PLEASE.

Re: I ruled a country and all I got was this crappy red wagon?

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

Deal. Here comes Sam... hope he doesn't spank TOO hard, but just hard enough... ;-)

[caranfindel.livejournal.com]

Those of us who were nice are getting the short end of the stick, as far as I can tell.

[brightly-lit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what's with that?

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

But... Canada! What other kind of dictator would they have but a benevolent one? Bet you said "please" when you asked them all to kneel and swear fealty. ;-)

[brightly-lit.livejournal.com]

Yes, and the pro-government propaganda I made the media publish was sparkly and full of pretty pictures!

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

NATURALLY. And grammatically correct and politely phrased. "You probably don't wanna question your all-knowing leader, eh?"

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

Fuck the diet police; I will eat all the carbs I want! *laughs*

[brightly-lit.livejournal.com]

I'm still kinda wondering who exactly I would turn you in to for that ...

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

Because you're trying to keep me from becoming blissfully obese and full of carbs? Mostly, I'm wondering whom you're turning me in to.