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WAIT A MINUTE. So Cain had a beard. And he kept bees. WHERE WAS HIS BEARD OF BEES??

Date: 2014-02-25 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toratio.livejournal.com
He is still alive, so maybe we'll see it soon? Maybe they'll save it for the finale. The sword isn't actually a sword, it's a bee-beard, and it's made of special Knight of Hell-killing bees.

Date: 2014-02-25 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightly-lit.livejournal.com
WE BETTER SEE IT SOON. I don't think Dean's tried that "First Blade" yet, has he? Maybe it dissolves into bees which attack, then reform in the shape of a blade. COME ON, BEARD OF BEES! THAT would explain how Cain was able to kill an entire house full of demons all at once!

Date: 2014-02-25 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toratio.livejournal.com
That needs to be the SPN spin-off. Screw this Tribes crap, we need Cain and his amazing Beard of Bees!

They haven't even found the First Blade yet, I don't think. Isn't it at the bottom of the ocean? We also need scuba-diving Crowley.

Date: 2014-02-27 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightly-lit.livejournal.com
Cain and His Technicolor Dream-Beard, now with bees!

Episode 1: Cain and Crowley pal around at the seaside and go snorkeling.

Date: 2014-02-27 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toratio.livejournal.com
Dream Beard! :D

Episode 2: cocktails with Cain and Crowley. No margaritas though, because of the salt.

Date: 2014-02-27 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightly-lit.livejournal.com
LOL!!

Episode 3: Cain and Crowley reminisce about the good old days of demon-killin', of which they've done plenty, because ... wait, why? THEY LEAD DEMONS! And are apparently bad at math.

Date: 2014-02-27 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toratio.livejournal.com
Episode 4: Cain and Crowley have too much to drink and forget which episode this is supposed to be. And then they talk about getting that 'dishy angel' around for a bit of fun.

Date: 2014-02-27 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightly-lit.livejournal.com
UH-OH, I know where this is going! Why with this fandom does it always wind up with two guys double-teaming Cas??

Episode 5: See above.

Date: 2014-02-27 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toratio.livejournal.com
Because Cas is the fandom bicycle? And anyway, we know Crowley loves him.

Episode 6: Cain asks if Crowley knows any other dishy angels. Crowley suggests they bring back Gabriel, get some whipped cream and see what happens.

Date: 2014-02-25 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexisjane.livejournal.com
Can you have a beard of bees if you have a beard? Wouldn't the bees get caught in your beard and freak out and sting you? Maybe the bees are like the bats in The Dark Knight and Cain (and now Dean) will be able to wield them like a weapon. Weaponised bees.

*sighs*

Bees x

Date: 2014-02-25 02:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kalliel
What if you put a bunch of honey on your beard? Then you could have DUAL-LAYER BEARD. OF BEES.

Date: 2014-02-25 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightly-lit.livejournal.com
Maybe they reside in the beard and come boiling out of it when called on!

Yes, I like the weaponized bees idea. Crowley really wouldn't like that!

Date: 2014-02-25 02:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kalliel
I'd never thought about this before but now you've made me think about it and NOW I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT IT. I NEEEEEEEEED IT. *_____________*

Date: 2014-02-25 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightly-lit.livejournal.com
I think I need it, too. Here, a legitimate news article for you on the subject. You know Cain's beard of bees wouldn't be patchy like that!: http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-has-trouble-growing-full-beard-of-bees,31800/

Date: 2014-02-25 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] septembers-coda.livejournal.com
He did NOT have that problem. His bees would be full and lustrous. ;-)

Do your worst!

Date: 2014-02-25 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] septembers-coda.livejournal.com
"...or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLCZjw2FXPE

Re: Do your worst!

Date: 2014-02-26 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightly-lit.livejournal.com
Bahaa!! I wonder how many weaponized-bee comedy links we could come up with ??

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